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Trendy Gay Hipster: "Jersey Shore" is this Summer's Must Gay Look!

Trendy Gay Hipster: "Jersey Shore" is this Summer's Must Gay Look!

Posted by Michael Gross

Any able juicehead knows that you can't accomplish that Shore attending after accepting a acceptable tan in the process. For a Guido, accepting a tan is agnate to me accepting my morning blah muffin — after it, my absolute day is ruined, and I become a above diva. Seriously, not a ambrosial painting.

Tanning will be a allegation for this summertime division and for the Shore look, accepting a golden-brown (slightly tangerine) blush absolutely makes you attending advantageous and helps you angle out. In fact, the orangier, the more acceptable so don't scrimp here. Once a day at the tanning salon is apparently the best alarm here.

But if you're like myself and can't allow to go to a tanning salon on a approved basis, go to your bounded Walgreen's or CVS and boutique for a canteen of some self-tanning lotion. Remember, you can never use too much. Actually, that’s as accurate of the beard gel as it is the self-tanning lotion. The three key words back application these articles – slather, slather, slather!

But be abiding to abstain streaking back applying self-tanning balm to yourself. It aloof looks blowzy and amateurish if it's not put on properly. Accepting a acquaintance advice advance the balm to the places you can't ability or see is consistently useful. And for those boys that are still analytic themselves, no, accomplishing this isn’t gay because accompany don't let accompany go out of the abode adorable like hot messes. A allowance duke is consistently a plus!

Once you attending like you aloof accomplished baking in an oven for a few hours, put on a ablaze catchbasin top, a brace of your admired Juicy Couture jeans, and some beautiful sneakers, and arch to the boardwalk to appearance off that adorable fresh tan.

Another Guido appearance that takes actual little effort, but is still adult is aloof to go shirtless and consistently appearance off your abs. Jersey Shore's actual own Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino does this as a way of breeding allotment of his income. If he can affectation his aureate chest to the public, why can't the boilerplate Joe do it as well?

If you're in abundant appearance and accept a abundant tan, accentuate your attending with accessories such as a chaplet or some design (real or real-looking) earrings. Accompanied by jeans, adorable shoes, and a abundant affectation with a little “duck face,” and you are by far a hot juicehead accessible to strut to any Shore for the season.

The Shore attending is absolutely an ambrosial attending this year, and I'm absolutely not accusatory with some of the Guido eye-candy we’ve apparent lately.

For example, A-list amateur Daniel Craig afresh wore a catchbasin top and some jeans to a cine premiere and kept affairs up his shirt to appearance off his chest. That’s a “situation” I absolutely ambition I could accept accomplished in person. And his beefy gold chaplet absolutely pulled it all together.

And let's not balloon amateur Dennis Quaid antic annihilation but a ripped chest, an accessible hooded sweatshirt, and some Ed Hardy abrasion at a not too contempo Hollywood event. Along with a hot blast to complete his outfit, the man was alive it.

For all of the abeyant gay juiceheads accessible to assignment the Shore look, bethink as consistently to boutique smart! Retail food will allegation a abandoned bulk for Ed Hardy and Juicy clothing. Food like Marshall's, Wal-Mart, and alike abounding austerity food will accept acceptable affection appearance for a lower price.

Once you're all set to go out, don't balloon to backpack up added beard gel and tanning balm for touch-ups. And accomplish abiding you convenance your “duck face” for your Facebook photos at the club.

Oh, and Happy April Fool's Day!

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Dedicated to S.C., B.G. & J.R. Love you girls! Fist Pump!

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