"Carlos Beltran is on the verge of becoming a San Francisco Giant. Logistics are currently being worked out according to Yahoo’s Tim Brown, but it appears Beltran is headed to the Bay. San Francisco is apparently willing to part with top prospect Gary Brown, which likely helped the talks progress from a pinch of the cheek to a full blown, 7 minutes of heaven makeout session."

According to my sources, Beltran’s Milk Dud has opted to stay in Queens & his fickle Neg-Burns remain undecided.

UPDATE: According to Buster Olney, Brown is't part of the deal. Stud pitching prospect Zach Wheeler is the centerpiece. For now. Regardless, the Giants appear to be the team closest to penetration.


UPDATE #2: Pending approval from Beltran, who has a no-trade clause, & Bird Selig’s office, this deal will be as official as Kate Upton’s ass.

by: Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia)
http://thebiglead.com

[Photo via People]

Tags: beltran, zach wheeler, sf giants, san francisco giants, giants 

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